"Fag To The Flag"

Marge becomes a store crafter and creates a flag that she feels suits Springfield. The town becomes insulted by the design she chose. Bart is forced to get a job by Homer at the book store since he blew up dynamite around the town. Bart thinks that his boss, Nick Horowitz, is gay and trying to kiss him after work.

"In with the Old, Out with the New"

Since no one in town will help Lisa with her citizen rights, she uses the helpless old people at the Retirement Castle to go against pollution and help animal's rights. Homer becomes obsessed with an online game and bets his household...